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Sogen Nurgling
Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 102
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: A funny building joke |
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There were two men drinking in a bar, when...
Man number 1 and man number 2 were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and 1 said, , did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?"
"Get outta here," 2
"No I'm serious, watch me." Number 1 hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Number 2 and an officer that arrived were standing there, 2 in awe.
"I can't believe it." 2
"I know you should try it 1
So 2 hopped off and plunged into the ground.
As they were loading 2 into the ambulance, an officer said.
"Superman you're an a hole when you're drunk."
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LizardMan Crazy Man
Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 718 Location: Dead in a ditch.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get it. D: |
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Sogen Nurgling
Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 102
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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hippy, lol i tyred to say A whole, but it replaced it _________________
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Perfect Dark noob!
Joined: 11 Nov 2008 Posts: 33 Location: Barnegat New Jersey
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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there were three contruction workers a mexican, an italian, and a black guy. they were all on lunch break sitting at the top of the building like they always do, while they were eating the italian was like "man why the heck does my wife always pack me the same lunch its always spagetti i swear if my wife packs me this another time i swear im gonna jump" then the mexican said the same thing about his wife but instead of spagetti he had tacos. next up was the black guy he said the same thing except he had fried chicken. so the next day they all come up and get ready for lunch at the top of the building like they always do. first up is the italian he looks at his food and it was spagetti so he jumped and died, next up was the mexican he looks at his food and its tacos so he jumps and dies, finally its the black guy he looks at his food and its chicken so he jumps and dies. at their funeral you see the italians wife she's is crying her eyes out and said "if he only told me i would have made him somethig different," next up is the mexicans wife shes there crying her eyes out and says "if he had only told me i would have made him something different," finally it was the black mans wife she was sitting there cracking up when the priest comes over and says "whats so funny your husband just died," and she replies
"yeah i know, but the funny thing is that he's the one that made his own lunch everyday." |
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